calm it down son. now give me that bottle

I hope the bottle was empty, otherwise you wouldnt have had any whisky either!!!

Ah a Drunk Scotman, @ 11:46 ^^

So folks, we got 14 more days to meet the Christmas deadline of 1,000 pages.

Where the bloody hell is everyone?

Also more Scottish people? Does this mean we've found the male Alice?

Aye she is. Although in my head I read her posts in the voice of a Mac Nac Feegle.

Oh Gawd a Weegie >.<

Doh!

...

for the love of god, stop it.

Edinburgh, Yourself?

nee more likes from me

we're all friends here.

i liked you back

You still have that bottle of Whisky on the go?

I thought this was the "i'm bored at work and have little else to do thread"
so that's why i'm posting here right now . . .

Hey Now.... You walked into my domain... You don't walk back out

Mornin' folks! Nice to see some more Scotts in here.

... too bad I'm part Scotish and part Irish. Damn filthy mudblood...

Prefer a specific brand? It's internet forums so price is not an issue. I'm here in the states so my exposure to whiskey has been limited. Mostly southern styles and such done here. I would not mind getting some really good stuff imported or if there is already some imported stuff here.

MY LIKES LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!! *Forums blow up* (Again) :P

Oh they do, when you get to 50k you get access to the special likes LP store in eve and can get the key to open the door BPO. Alice is going to give us all keys and we can continue this in eve since we will be claiming the prime real estate and no one will know.

Also I think we're the only people who ever check this thread so the secret is safe.

I still got it.

I drink rum while playing eve so if you ever come across me just sitting at a gate in a shuttle, you know why. I've done this in lowsec a couple times but I had corp mates on TS that would yell at me if they saw me. I believe the ship shields and armor alarms were put there for that very same reason.

I edited it for truth! And I did it just after you posted so my honesty shines through.

Not in this thread you can't.

((lick))

I'm not sure about the hijacking part but here is how to get the TV.

GM posts cant be automatically found. You will have to manually go through page by page to find it.

I was going to say "Nope! Chuck Testa!" but it really is a dog driving a car.

Tried out DayZ recently...



I really hope the stand alone comes through!

morning..

God your works filter is harsh. one hyphenated word.... Jew-Jitsu

Exams over, arse parked finishing last nights cold Pizza. In my pyjamas at 14:33 and playing computer games.

Shouldn't you be doing work instead of posting on Eve forums?

That's less weird than furries so it's acceptable

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No the Scottish version of the brittish pound won, We dont want ye Anglish Bastard pounds

never did see the point in it.

Still it comes a close second, also be ashamed, for the double post.

3 more days to my 5 day christmas break. Come faster damn you!

we're gonna be at 1000 pages pretty soon...
has any sort of a celebration been prepared?

Or rename it to, The point of this thread is obviously lost on Some people

999!

not sure if trolling or if mad

26K ;)

Yea, great, and my compliment get's ignored... ok then, last nice word from me. *pouts*

oh alice i heard you got run over, doing well i hope . . .

But but I can't do anything.... Except watch TV and Sleep xD

I can't move too much... even sitting here typing is sore.... So I'm gonna lie down again soon

im goddamn fullup thats what.

Holy moly!

Instant heart attack if you ate it all in one go.

Group hug for all!

Awww, everyone is included on this thread, no matter who they are!!!!

**Asks Sam to not hug so tight as i cant breath**

Of course, it wouldnt be manly without skittles....

*Swallows The key*

just ate 4 tuna mayo sandwiches, a chicken bake, followed by a cream doughnut and a chocolate cream eclair.

I've technically been dead for 9 hours 55 minutes

Apocalypse Now?

Weekends are great. My mrs uses her weekends to read and to not bother me. We love each other lots but stay the hell away from each other.

Its a perfect relationship.

We eat together, sleep together and help each other out and then are totally separate. Except when she wants cuddle time or help with the washing.

Pay yearly, its the cheapest way.

Its 89.99 for me. Dunno where you're getting that from.

Just 2 yearly for me. I had more once but that was during the dark days.

Plenty of EU corps out there.

Aye, 15mil isnt terrible.

And theres always FW.

It depends alot on what you are interested in.

Hmm hard to say then. If you want instant pvp the RVB can be a choice. I think lowsec piracy or FW can also get you fast into pvp as well.

It helps that what i do in eve i do in RL as well.

The monocle allowed me to see into the past.

Weekend is coming, this work week went by nicely and friend might be coming over to visit for the weekend! Yey, wife gonna have hard time at home again to deal with me and my friend slacking off :)

Also! Last night took part in the test server's masstest. It was great!

And its bed time for me...

Damned early risers...

I do the cooking in my house.

My mrs can barely make toast. Learn to cook mate, its a bloody useful skill to have.

stop being so scottish.

Sweet wonderful news!

My mrs is not preggers!!!!

*passes around the champagne*

Life is good!!!!

TGIF IMO.

Thank god it's friday in my opinion.

Did somebody say lunch? Now I want something to eat.

Hate to break this to you but "TGIF" has been around for about 30 years. They even made a movie about it.

Sorry mate.

Time to start using lol more often.

I'm scottish Niyon you moron.

WHO THE *** IS NIYON?

Isn't that a brand of cameras?

You can do air guitar to anything if you just put your mind to it! Thrash it up a bit

!!! Must be very loose strings on your air guitar

May 3rd. But probably be foruming on May 5th or 6th as i need to pick up my new phone from Docomo and then 7th and 8th im in Hong kong then Singapore on the 9th to 10th and finally back to tokyo to unpack.

That week will be hell and awesome.

Moving. Going to be handling a whole new basket of work.

And Miz i shall need bacon donations. They only have streaky bacon not awesome Danish bacon.

I can see a Bacon Donation Fund being set up soon

Joy of joys.

And the bacon fund is amazing. I can see the kickstarter campaign now.

And home!!!

2 more days until ma weekendz!

grinding isk is boring as sin anyway. grinding ships is much more fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DjHoCsp7-I

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend from decades back.

Your mother looks like my ex-girlfriend from decades back?

How old are you?

Son?

Grandad?

I got bacon and sauted spuds. Nom nom nom.

Decided to throw all the bacon in the fridge onto the grill. Thats a lot of bacon.... and i shall love it!

Quick and easy is often best in my experience.

Yea, I went there.

im the proud owner of 1x new engagement ring. its on my desk and its perfect

Vodka and Irn-Bru... Gawd....

Ah Yes.... I remember Green Sourz Vomit.... Woke up at T in the Park... Opened Tent.....Opened Mouth.... Greeeeeennnnnn Liquid everywhere!! xD


Yuc!

Wine?

I wouldn't know I'm not a Cheapo

Oh really?

Most alcohol makes me sick for some reason. One of the only ones I've found that doesn't, is southern comfort. Cocktails i'm ok with too.

So I can't drink scotch whiskey unless I find one that doesn't make me sick....

I just ate most of a bacon double cheese burger from the sandwich wagon at work. Or as Military ExpertsGäó are calling it, a heart attack in a bun.

Couldn't eat the lot.

I'd offer you the rest of my burger, but I already threw it away....

Time for a Wallace speech? FREEDOM! and all that?

52.376552,5.198303

Google Earth NOW!

Some people think it's a murder that have bene captured. Or something like that.

Spring. In Scotland.

Aboot ******* time eh?

Last week as been marvelous.

Which song?

We dont care about you either. We already got 1 scottish anyways.

Hey Alice, he called you fat!

I just heard the following shouted outside my office

"My name is Yossi... i am king of the desk! All shall obey me!"

*me sticks head out of office and sees he has no trousers on and that its being recorded probably for youtube. Retreats to office cries inwardly at the future of humanity*

This really just happened...

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

My thoughts exactly.

My analytical team are so weird.

They were office chair jousting yesterday.

Its like i live in a RL version of The Office except im not Ricky Gervais thank god.

*is suffocating under the weight of Alice and Marcus, but still holds on to the football*

Come down to london in september. You're allowed past the Wall now

Fly? Or Train, but that would be expensive too.

There's a reason they're only held twice a year.

People don't care how new to the game you are, trust me. You play eve, that's enough.

It's also not like we only talk about eve. once people get some drink in them, they talk about many other things.

Took Grays advice, Now drinking Tea ^_^

I want to fly out this weekend. I've not done enough pvp lately.

My fleets of miners seem to have fun.

Sing alongs, scary stories of the canflippers who emerge from the darkness, spin the Iteron ect

One time we had a visit from Slenderpod

You will always be welcome to sing for my fleets. But seriously who the **** is alice?

Oww only 9 more pages until we hit 1500 pages, lets do this.

LEEEROY JEEEEENKINSSS....

HEY! I know that one. Why didn't you just tell us it was that one.

for the rest of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk

Idiots.

1

1

Last post on this page sniper \o/

5?

13

Behave yourself....

DING! A winner is you
Your turn to spin a puzzle for us....

What has gone on here? Has someone been MURDERED? In the LIBRARY? With the CANDLESTICK?!

No, it was Mrs. Peacock in the bedroom with the sex toy.

Right.... I'm just gonna leave now.....

Sounds like a good weekend if a bit too much programming if you ask me.

I'm waiting on the postman to bring me my two new books...

New discworld book and another about geopolitics.

I wish I wasn't so lazy to miss all these great games that come and go by, but even in games most of it is total rubbish :/

It seems now that I have gotten a bit older I hold even more my ground on games I can enjoy depending on situation if you know what I mean. Like if I am real tired and head is full of other stuff something like League Of Legends or Dota2 work nicely, but if in need for excitement then Eve and if I just want to have good time and meet old friends then Ultima Online Second Age.

Morning.... I'm not happy btw... Grrrrr

GTA 4 was meh for me. Simply because it was so poorly optomised for the PC.

GTA 5 seems interesting, but really San Andraes was the best GTA so far if you ask me.

I prefer saints row for insanity and madness.

Enjoying page 1500--feels good, man.

These words are a train wreck not a sentence :D

Well shouldn't it be about time to get a new one then or clean it up completely.

Yoink!

30,000th post

Would you like a hug?

Nope, relaxing after a busy week.

About to go bury my face in my new discworld book in a mo.

But in 1942 you didnt have to rehabilitate millions of people whove been living under communism since 1945 and trying to rebuild their economy.

Territory is great for the economy, helping the people living there already if they are economically / industrially below you takes a lot of work.

This is why South Koreans really dont want to merge with the North. If the north collapsed it would be magnitudes greater than German Reunification.

There you go. No need to thank me.

Phone is dead. Need new phone.

My carrier is offering me a Samsung Ace and a Galaxy Tab 2 7". Considering a Blackberry or just trying out an Android phone, don't need anything too fancy like an iPhone 5. Or do I?...

I put my pants on.

WTB Johnny Test theme song for ringtone on my dumb phone.


I haz coffee.

Now, don't wake me up.

Normal roach sized... but in Alabama there are a ton of them so I need the rifle in case of counter-attack

Btw, anyone know a good and cheap 1920*1080 24 inch monitor?

I really don't know which companies make the best monitors these days

Morning, but for me, it's lunch time -->